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How were Trumps McDonalds burgers? Like, are they better than what they feed the peasants?
I’d just leave myself. Words mean nothing to fascists; I’d be wasting my breath and sitting at his table.
I would ask him who he is. Then when he gets upset that I don’t recognize him and he gives me his name I say “hmmm, never heard of you.”
Watch is ego implode.
“Oh, I know you ! you’re that Ironman guy who can’t build himself a flying armor ?”
More like, you’re the guy dancing on stage with that orange pedo
Elon is friends with Gillaines Maxwell, himself
She’s just his Kung fu master.
Elon, if you developed a really ferocious strain of ass-cancer, do you think it would affect your entire body?
I keep a Ka-Bar on my desk at all times, it doent take that long to bleed out when the artery in the kneck in severed.
Woah, we got a real badass over here.
I’d slap him. I don’t fucking care, I’m dying from societal neglect and welfare failings and like literally 0.00001% of his wealth could fix all my problems, you have to be inherently selfish to hoard all that wealth (not to mention be inherently evil to get it in the first place).
(this is a joke, I wouldn’t put it past Musk for suing for verbal assault or something)
But first you gotta ask him “does your mother sew?”
How can you slap?!
fuck being sued this country needs a story like that in the news
“Hey, man, like what the fuck? Actually tho.”
Lol you think his 24 bodyguards will let you near him?
Hes desperate for attention, hed love you to talk to him.
Probably not so much once the awkward questions started, though.
Pretty rude to sit down next to someone who is already seated and then tell them to leave, don’t you think? lol
Edit: Phew, lots of weird fantasizing going on in this thread, lol
I think the exceptional circumstances permit it.
pretend not to know who he is
And then call him Leon.
“aren’t you that Leon guy?”
Do you follow this Elon guy on Twitter? He says the stupidest shit.
I’d ask for his wife’s number
“It’s obvious you’re just mad that your daughter is trans and that Grimes left you, everyone can tell”
Who did your hairplugs? I’d probably get my money back.
