It’s so weird looking at a photo of a president capable of popping a squat. We haven’t had one of those in awhile
What? Obama was fit as hell
Agreed, but he hasn’t been in office for almost a decade
That just means I’m old. Fuck lol
I’m worried about Trump falling down 5 steps, shattering like a cup, and starting a civil war over the conspiracy theories.
The way people who’ve never used drugs describe drug use is always funny. “Chainsmoking PURE weed” 😂
bro’s gatekeeping harmful substances
Not at all. Why pretend to use “harmful substances.”
So maybe Al Gore would have made the timeline different.
…you don’t say?
Yes, but only because of the gorilla. No other significant difference in policy.
Which policy though?
He did support invading Iraq, he certainly would have invaded Afghanistan. He would have been coup’d by his own party if he actually threatened the fossil fuel industry.
Gorilla policy
“no other significant policy” ≈ would do all the same things, except Gorilla.
shhh, be quieter when you talk to the gorilla. they’re sensitive creatures
He opposed the war in Iraq
Gore supported the first war in Iraq, and bombing Yugoslavia. Why do you think he would have been any different RE gorillas or imperialism?
So, odds he’s Harambe’s real dad?
Curious George.
This actually happened. Fuck me, there goes my good night sleep.
I think he’s the father of harambe
Harambe is a time traveling alien sent back in time to stop the assassination of jfk but the lizard people stopped him first and imprisoned him in that zoo. You do the math
And she’s obviously begging him to stop what’s happening to poor Harambe
Nevertheless, poor minded George wasn’t able to comprehend, what he was asked for…
Poor minded George seems to be the opposite of Curious George.
Now this is my kinda brainrot; nostalgic
I was in a band called Nostalgic Brainrot in the mid 80s (which is the entire decade).
We only played covers of the worst disco songs we could find. We were not very successful, or even widely tolerated.
I think it was actually Bowie’s death which changed the timeline, and preventing Harambe’s was our last chance to revert it back.
